Google, well know search engine and lover of tarting up its logo to commemorate whatever the blinking gusset is going on at whatever time of the year, have replaced two of the letters in their logo with a "Delightfully cute" old couple, tottering along hand in hand, with the woman holding a nice bunch of red balloons.

Is this supposed to say that we will be with our true love until she is so decrepit that she needs half a dozen helium filled mini zepplins to keep her upright, if of course it's true love (because if it was not she could stay in that damn wheel chair forever while we hump her less elderly sister in the next room)

Or is it supposed to say "Don't worry! even with a colostomy bag fitted you can still pull!"

I will let you know next year. (before any of you lot say it!)

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