I have just put the postcode of an account address into our finance system and asked it to search. It came up with two customer accounts, neither of which was the one I was looking for.

But do you know what the two names were.

First - Mr Nick H.....

Second - Mrs Sarah H....

Eeeeeep!

(H...... being mine and Sarahs Sirname obviously)

Well this face off will keep me entertained tonight.

IF of course I can get the pc at home to wake up and respond when I plug in my new camera, I will attempt to get the photos I took over the weekend onto it. Not that they are of any great value in general but just to see if it will work.

One thing that does bother me about this new camera, it has no "sunset/Sunrise" setting.

It does have an option where you can save your own shutter speed settings and ISO stuff and such, but that is all beyond me. What I need is someone who knows alot about photography and would be able to advise me on what settings would be good for taking piccies under those conditions.

and do it all in a language a techno numpty like me could understand.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Who could possibly fill that role.........

"Nick, for god's sake no more Guiness at lunch time. Nick, for god's sake no more Guiness at lunch time."

I need to give the world a break.

And speaking of lunch time.........

Whoooooooooosh!

As I walked towards the office this morning, Iggy Pop was singing "Now I wanna be your dog" on the MP3 and over the road, a little terrier came shooting out of one of the gardens of the flats and chased a man up the street.

Perfect.

Or should that be bum squad.

Due to consumption of Guiness and the eating of meat based meals yesterday, I am not a very safe person to be near.

Ahem.

In other news my (new) line manager has just told me that I have been earmarked to take over some of the work one of our departed managers used to do. This will be ontop of the work that I am doing that is still coming in despite our leader saying it would dry up soon and free me up for other tasks.

Yeah right.

Any I have to get a new programme on this pc and learn to use it via the online training. I am not that worried as the guy that used to do this role before always churned out reports full of out of date and incorrect information. Well I can do THAT easy!