Zombie like after a 04.45 start, I trudged up the hill to El Rancho Colapso. My mood had been a little lifted already by a suprise phone call from a valued friend while on the last leg of my journey back from the most pointless meeting I have ever been to.

So what where the things I needed to ease my pain and knackeredness?

1 - a large Vodka Martini poured for me by shipscook almost as soon as I walked through the front door.

2 - A big warm hug from Mrs F

3 - Another large Vodka Martini which I took with me upstairs, along with a little lit candle to -

4 - A nice relaxing Jacuzzi. Where I drank the Martini. In candle light.

5 - a plate of Chilli while watching James Marsters snog and flirt with everything that breathed during "Torchwood"

And the last thing I need, having gone way way beyond knackerd (due to being a twat and actually being aware that I had to get up early despite having set my alarm and my mobile to go off at the same time, but waking up evey two hours to check that they had not gone off and I had not overslept, ensuring that when they did go off I woke up feeling like I had done a week of getting up early in ond FUCKING night - I mean, who actually dreams they hear their alarm clock going off? what kind of sick, self loathing tosser..........Oh...........right.)Is to go to bed, curl up in the duvet - and just not be.

In other news - sorry, I will try to catch up on a days worth of blogs tomorrow, but I may be busy catching up on work

In other other news. The reason our computes are so slow to start up in the morning is.....that the thought police are recording everything that we do with them ALL DAY.

Och eye the fukit!

As some people may say.

Soon.

ahem.