Time to go outside and suck on a fag.

Oh STOP IT!

you know what I meant...............

Honestly.

Jeeeesush..

A friday bit of fun stolen from row.

I was not going to do this till she kindly pointed out it is supposed to be celebrity based and not, like you know - real.

so

Who would be your ideal

One night stand?
Claudia Black.
Why - well why not. She just does things to me.

Love affair? KT Tunstal. This is fantasy right.
Why? Because she is cute and a musician and she seems to have a good sense of humour and she was on the telly last night and I could not think of anyone else.

Marital Partner?
Vikki Butler-Henderson
Why? She loves driving and I can't so she might not moan about driving me around. And her voice is Sexy as hell.

One to make you turn?

Right, you think that now someone in my office is a blogger I am going to fill this one in? Are you fucking mental!

This would be a perfect place to blog from.

So far this morning I have had to wade through some rubbish internal emails that could cure anyones insomnia (in fact I might sell them to fellow bloggers who are having trouble catching enough shut eye)

And had to investigate a customers account who said to me "I have your letter here" That would be the letter I sent you in JUNE telling you you had 28 days to respond or we would cancell your account right? and on investigation discovered that the reason he had not got his bill and we cancelled his account anyway was because he had moved and not told us. Dumbo.

Ho hum.

Now I have to phone someone who is probably going to shout at me. Goody!

Still, I am (at the moment) in a good mood. Hope it lasts. I want it to.