That after three of them, you realise that you don't have much vodka left in the bottle.
Might have to up the vermoth content. Which is of course a cardinal sin..........
The truth is gentlemen, I intend to high jack this site, sail it to Tortuga and find a crew, then sail around drinking, shagging and plundering my weasely black guts out!
That after three of them, you realise that you don't have much vodka left in the bottle.
Might have to up the vermoth content. Which is of course a cardinal sin..........
I don't know why, but in my head I have just had a vision - A vision of christmas to be hoped for...
In this vision, Nigella Lawson leans towards me in a VERY low cut top, and in that sexy voice says:
"My Puppies are not just for Christmas, they're for you!" Then arches one of her eyebrows and smiles......
SCHWIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!
Oh mercy.
I can dream can't I?......
Time for another martini.
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