Well yes actually I do.

As Jo and Sarah are out tonight, I am flinging myself at the hell hole that will be Londons west end to do some xmas shopping.

Not on my behalf though. Oh no. Due to a few "distractions" over the past few months, the people I would normally by gifts for have said "forget it, just don't worry about it" Which is nice in a way but bad in others as I know the generous bastards are going to ge me something. Which they really don't have to. But my thoughts and concerns have been about as far away from "christmassy" as they could possibly be lately.

No, I am going to get a couple of items for Sarah to give to people.

Now your average 7 year old has not got the best job prospects so she is more skint than me, except for all that money she gets about this time of the year just for being cute and funny, so I will get her a couple of things to give to important people.

She actually loves giving people things, which is nice and she would feel awful is someone gave her a gift and she had nothing for them.

She sure don't get that from me!

So I will be going in the wrong direction when I finish here and diving into the rude, ignorant and stupid mass of shoppers. I will reach boiling point quite quickly and probably have to go find a pub afterwards to recover in.

Wish me luck.