Is a phrase that you will not hear me saying today.

We got here at about 9 this morning after a very early start. Arrived at moffs flat and let ourselves in as she was out doing the learning thing.

After a bit of a sleep for me at least, we went out and ate the entire contents (well three plates full each) of a chinese buffet establishment. Then to loose the tons of weight we had gained we went off up and out to scale Carlton Hill, which is where Robert Louis Stevenson used to take his mistress. Not to look at the great view of course because it was late at night and he had other things on his mind. And it may or may not be true that one of our party used to do much the same sort of thing up there when they were living in their youth, against that tree over there, in that hollow over there, and by that relic over there......

Jeeez some people used to have fun - allegedly.

So after that we came down the hill and went into Carlton cemetary which was very gothic and moody.

Then out of there and away to a pub. and then some more pub activity. Then some retail therapy and I has a black billowy shirt I has!!! it is black and billowy! only a year nearly till dress up like a twat and talk like a pirate day but I is ready for it.

And Mr S purchased a brain! but I will let him tell you about that one day.

Anyway there is coffee to be drunk and we are being booted out of the flat by the moff so she can cook for her boyfriend.

So we are going on a pub crawl.

Oh Bugger! ahem.

and then maybe some deep fried kebabs or something on the way home.

This may possibly not end well.