Well no I'm not, but!

As some of you have mentioned this activity (pocketmon for one) and some of you have mentioned you don't like my "madbastard bog" avatar, I have changed it to one of the special ones I had done for "talk like a pirate" day.

Just to get into the wossname of sumfink analladat innit.

ahem.

Well what with me not filling the blogwaves up with twaddle for a couple of days I thought I would try to "Get back on the horse" as it were.

But every time I try to check emails or read a post or leave a comment this fucking computer - my work computer - times out and cant do it first go.

It is a tad frustrating!

So I may not bother too much as I want to keep my blood pressure low.

Who am I kidding, addict that I am. I will obvously try again and again in between coffee and ciggie breaks otherwise the boredom of not working will drive me nuts or give me time to think.

Good job I pre selected lots of supernatural/horror themed vids and set them to go up "on the timer" on channel 136 already then.

I may have to consider an early lunch.

I have discovered that when I put my heels down hard as I walk, my big clumpy boots make a nice farting noise as my foot moves inside them.

That's my entertainment sorted out for the long airport queue through security on Friday morning then.