I can hear a background high pitched wine/hiss.

Its the blood in my inner ears I suppose. Could have high blood pressure but god knows why.

Maybe the situation at work and other places is a bit much.

Things and people.

The stuff of life and relationships.

God I do talk some absolute utter bollocks!

Anyway.

Two snowmen standing in a field, one turns to the other and says "Can you smell Carrots?"

Whatever.

After the mucking about with my "note pad" in the "my blog.co.uk" bit (and not getting it to take off the old message)I now find that the site is not letting me change my profile picture.

bugger.

Wanna put the rum label up and take the devil down.

Sodding site.

Meh!

Saw a picture in the Metro today of a Toyger.

A whatnow?

A Toyger, its a cat that has been bred to look like a tiger. Yep all yellow and gold stripes with a black tip to its tail and yes, it did look cute.

But these creatures are specially bred and there is only one person in England that does it. You may not be suprised to hear that the person who started the breeding process of was an American.

These cat are VERY expensive and are destined to be the latest celeb must have accesory. Prices start at £500 (I can only assume that they have a leg missing or are seconds) and go up to £3500 for a perfect breeding specimen.

£3500 for something that is going to shit in your wardrobe and wake you up in the morning by trying to peirce any part of your body that is hanging out from the duvet with its claws?

No thank you very much!

I appear to have a bit of work to do!

BUGGER!

Well what I am doing is just sorting out any outstanding files that I worked on ove the past month. As this team is not going to exist in the new year we don't have a lot of enthusiasm for new files. The work ethic thing is laying under a desk somewhere forgotten and gathering dust.

In other news, I just realised that a year ago this morning I burnt my original blog to the ground! Happy blog burning anniversary to me!

Mind you, I did come back two weeks later - Madder, wronger and more twisted than ever!

Ahem.

But that also means that in about two weeks this blog will be a year old.

Now where is that damn file.