Today we went to the tower of jolly old London. We being me, Sarah, Mrs F and shipscook.

Yes I know you can't see us, we are inside!

Then we went into the White Tower.

And saw the sort of decoration I want up over the fireplace in my Pirate Palace

A headache cure?

A room full of scary wooden horses

The white chappel

the building that all the queens bling is in

A good time was had by all.

Gotta go eat now.

Is a book that shipscook has knocking around his gaff at the moment. It is full of unusual things to do in this sceptered isle that will take you off the beaten track and make you wonder at what an excentric country you live in.

One of the things in it, is a celebrity lawn mower museum .

No, you read that right - a museum full of lawnmowers donated by celebrities.

BUT.

I thought that although the promise of seeing Nicholas Parsons qualcast was enough for most people, there was a way of bringing all this lawnmowery goodness to the masses and make a bit of money out of it.

So I came up with the frankly brilliant plan of opening a chain of burger restaurants in the same veign as the "Hard Rock Cafe" but instead of guitars on the walls, you could have you burger and fries under the display cabinet containing Joe Pasquales strimmer, Or Alan Tichmarshes cylinder mower.

Admit it, You'd go once at least!

All the chain needs is a good name and we are away!

Mrs F came up with "The Grassy Knoll" but that might upset the septics a bit.

and I am too busy having a drink to do anymore brainwork so help me out

In other news, pictures of the tower of london trip today may follow shortly.

Or not, you'll just have to stay up late.