Well it will be in a short while matey!

Great meeting.

The sparkly new staff template is rolled out before us. We look.

And we look again.

And our team is not on it. In fact, it does not exist.

So we have to apply for brand new jobs within the unit. But there are no jobs at my grade anywhere in london. There are four in Edinburgh but that is a tad of a long commute.

Oh well.

I am living in interesting times it would seem.

In other news, there will be a slightly drunk bloke dressed in black with a Marshall baseball cap covering up his Fracis Rossi hair style staggering around London tonight. Please do try not to run him over.

Thank you that is all.

“So why not just not blog you Muppet!” I hear you cry with your accustomed annoyance and lack of concern.

BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE HAD A DIALOGUE GOING HERE.

Erm, because I am afraid everyone will forget me and I am an attention seeking eeejit with low self-esteem?

Who knows and more importantly – who cares.

Today I announce the joyous news that my drippy icky cold is moving away. But the fucker has moved to my chest and I can’t stop coughing. Sore ribs and not much sleep, but will that stop me from going out for a drink tonight? Hmmmm? What do you think? I mean really, how long have you been reading this stuff? You have to ask?

In further other news we have yet another meeting today, which not one single person here is looking forward to. As it will be probably “Rather annoying” news. But fuck ‘em, I will sit at the back and cough through all the important bits and get dirty looks from everyone.

I am in one of those moods today.

Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated.

And in conclusion,

Badger toffee.