These 'ere optical mouse bastard things.

The ones with that red light jobbie in the bottom of them instead of a trackball.

Why the fuck does mine keep whizzing off to the top or bottom left hand corner of the screen every now and then and making me close and open things I don't actually want!

Little bastard.

The one at work does it as well.

It's a conspiracey.

Got back home today before Sarah and Jo had got back from church, and while having a ciggie in the garden I noticed a very neat round hole punched through one of the windows in the conservatroy and glass all over the piano and the floor!

It turns out that our next door neighbors son is not a patch on Tiger Woods when it comes to golf. Its all cleared up now and they are going to pay to replace the glass and get it done.

Also Jo had got a new little pc desk to put in the music room and we have moved the bigger desk back into the lounge. Now Jo can prepare work for her course without having to kick me off the computer as we are now a two pc family.