Said Mrs F as I left S&F's house this morning. She is concerned for my welfare bless her. Its just a cold woman!
And anyway, I was born in Dagenham - I'm well 'ard!
ahem.
The truth is gentlemen, I intend to high jack this site, sail it to Tortuga and find a crew, then sail around drinking, shagging and plundering my weasely black guts out!
Said Mrs F as I left S&F's house this morning. She is concerned for my welfare bless her. Its just a cold woman!
And anyway, I was born in Dagenham - I'm well 'ard!
ahem.
Sniff, cough, chew, yuck!, drip, wipe.
and such.
In other news,
Due to my sartorial senses being little more than "grab something clean and put it on" I am dressed in a white t-shirt and black fatigue trousers, which makes me look like a badly poured pint of Guiness.
Have a marvelous day and it is NOT my fault Row has a cold. No matter what she says. She lives in a blame culture or something.
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