Soon it will be here!

Once again, it will be that special day.

Oh yes me harties!

Aaaaaaaaarrr!

Not since the last time I worked in Old Street actually.

There I was having a ciggie outside, When a man walked past me. He had long hair. Well so what, so do I. But I am not wearing full make up, a little summer dress with a nice cardigan over the top, a clutch bag and flat shoes.

Now this was most defo a man, trust me. He looked as feminine as Justin Hawkins from The Darkness, and he was fully dressed as a woman.

And as he went past, I couldn't help thinking "You go for it fella"

Well imagine the crap he will have to put up with.

I used to get enough shit for walking around with long hair and a leather jacket on when I was in my 20's (hit, bottled, run over on the pavement) but he must get even more, given the broad minded nature of this country today.

Each to their own I say.

Tonight Jo has to take her car to a mechanic because she suspects the clutch is on its last legs. I agree judging from the appaling smell of burning that greeted us as we stepped out of it at the weekend after our drive to Huntingdon, and the fact that it now accelerates like a mobility scooter.

So while she coaxes the poor damaged thing round to mr fixits, I will be taking Sarah to Brownies.

Which is in the church Hall.

Which means the Choirmaster bloke may be there. Remember him, the one who seems to think my guitar playing and singing will be perfect for the band the church are thinking of putting together?

I am thinking of being subtle if he is there.

Something along the lines of

"Fuck off god boy!"

Might work.

Who knows.

The tall blond girl that occasionally works in this office is in today. She is all in black, which goes well with her very dark almost black eyes. But she is very “slim” and the black clothing enhances this.

Frankly she could use a pie or two, but that is just my opinion. She is probably quite happy as she is. Who knows? She is certainly attractive but…

Eat for god’s sake.

And another thing, on the subject of pretty but too damn thin – Keira Knightley!

Saw her doing the old “Red Carpet” bit at the premier of her latest movie, very pretty face – body of a toast rack!

Now I have been out with some very slim girls in the distant past, and some very round ones too (equal ops boyfriend, that was me) so I am not a “chubby chaser”, but some females just make you want to take them for a damn good feed up!

I have no bloody idea what the point of this post was.

So, erm, I’ll go back to messing around with that file and listening to music then.

Eeeeep.

Has been discovered in a file, which I will now toy with for the next hour or so.

These rare gaps in the workload are great when you get them, but you do have to show willing.

So that is what I am going to do. Prod at this file in the manner of a carnivore in a vegetarian restaurant. It won’t kill me and it will look good but I don’t reeeeely want to.

Ho hum.

That is, of course, if the information on BCUK is correct.

If not, fuck off I'm sorry.

Abi, have a great day.

Luv ya.
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