Out front of our dreary office, there is not much to look at but the seemingly endless stream of bicycle riders going past as they merryly ignore the red traffic lights.

Quite a few of them are female.

And it would seem that the fact they are going to be riding into work today catches them at a bit of wardrobe malfunction.

Mistakes commonly seen out there include.

Low cut tops. Girls, especially if your bike has drop handlebars you reeeeely should think that one through a bit more.

Split skirts. Oh for gods sake ladies, OK - some of you have very nice legs but pumping pedals does show off the old celulite if you have it or it is approaching.

Long billowy skirts. Yeah love, nice knickers. And if it gets ripped off by the back wheel, what you going to wear in that improtant meeting with the new client eh?

And no matter how safe it makes you or how dangerous it is out on the roads - no one looks good in a cycle helmet.

The trouble with bank holidays and long weekends generally is the mess with your internal calender.

I have to keep stopping and reminding myself that today is Wednesday (had to do it just then before typing) as for some reason I think its Thursday.

You would think my brain would be under the impression that it is Tuesday, what with Tuesday this week being "Monday" as far as work goes and....

Oh bollocks I'm just making it worse for myself here.

I will just go away and do some work I think.

Am I at work?

Oh bugger.