@ 2007-08-23 – 11:51:26
As I am obviously not going to blog anything of worth or sense today let me ask you something instead.
What is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?
Could be a compliment, could be "no, you have the last chip" sort of thing.
Wordsworth is not exactly spinning in his grave today.
@ 2007-08-23 – 11:16:18
I could poo for England today!
TWO I have had since arriving at work!
Well I did want to loose some weight.
What? Don't be like that - its good to share!
Isn't it?
ahem.
@ 2007-08-23 – 09:50:04
I have a bag of Naked chocolate women in my rucksack.
Not life size unfortunatley.
I may just eat them all before I get home.
so there.
Don't ask.
@ 2007-08-23 – 09:34:27
Hake! Hake!
I hit it with a rake.
It played a tune
and went KABOOM!
What a mistake to make!
@ 2007-08-23 – 08:49:38
Stumble up the road. Train. Yes long white thing with red doors. Must get on. What! nearly missed the stop. Stumbly outwards and escalatorage. At least its not raining. My god my mouth feels like the bottom of an Elephants gusset. Shop. Ah bottle of very overpriced but very chilled water. Peel seal off and flick top back. Drink.
Oh god.
Sooooo lovely. Chilled to perfection. So cold it makes my sinuses hurt. swallow. Mouth instantly as dry as a camels humour again. drink more. Have a ciggie. Wise move eh?. no not really. Big ugly brick building. I think I work here. Show pass. I said pass. Get in lift. Boss not in. Gooooooooood. More water. Re fill bottle from water cooler. I love water. Water is my friend.
Note to self.
One large Gin and It, two large glasses of white wine, Three ish large glasses of single malt and four ish large glasses of Makers Mark do not a well hydrated boy make.
Twat.
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