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BLOODY WELL STOP TAUNTING ME!
by Old-Nick @ 2007-08-22 - 14:24:52

They are doing it now.

From over there, sitting in their oh so tight and shiny clothes.

“You want us you do!” they say in my head.

“We are cheap and covered in chocolate”

STOP IT!

“You have not had us in YEARS and you want us now don’t you!”

NO!

I!

DON’T!

“Release us from this vending machine and strip us out of this tawdry packaging and we will send your tongue to heaven, we WILL!”

Please God make them stop.

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

>:(

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lledeblledeb [Member]
2007-08-22 @ 14:28

My wife bought lemmon jaffa cakes. i found them in the bread bin...the bread bin i tell you.How could i resist them?

will power. you are a stronger man than i am.

Resistance is futile...

no it isn't, resist.

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2007-08-22 @ 14:37

mmmmm Jaffa Cakes ... chocolate deliciousness with an luxurious citrussy tang *yum yum*

faffajanefaffajane pro
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2007-08-22 @ 14:47

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

redleaderredleader [Member]
2007-08-22 @ 14:49

Bollocks.

Have a triple rum and coke with a slice of lime and forget about the cakes.

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Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2007-08-22 @ 14:52

Ahh, the doctor is IN!

:)

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redleaderredleader [Member]
2007-08-22 @ 15:17

Ho yes.

I've got a raging thirst on me that must be slaked by rum and all her mysteries.

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Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2007-08-22 @ 15:20

All my thirsts will be taken care of tonight, courtesey of Shipscooks drinks cabinet and his fine cooking.

Hmmm, jaffa cake stew?

NO - Stop it!

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NotBobNotBob [Member]
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2007-08-22 @ 15:37

And still the great question remains unanswered - are they cakes, or are they biscuits?

Ahh, who cares!

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Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2007-08-22 @ 15:46

Ah well! you see I used to say they were buscuits, because if I got given one as a birthday cake I would be very disapointed.

BUT

Buscuits go soggy if left out in the air, and cakes go hard.

What do jaffa cakes do?

They go hard. So they must technically be small cakes.

Or something.

eeep.

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Mrs_FMrs_F [Member]
2007-08-22 @ 23:35

So Old Nick are you saying that your hypothesis is that anything that goes hard if left out in the air is a cake?

We need to try this out on a few objects to see if it works. If we can test the hypothesis then according to "Popper" this is the sign of a true science. So cakeology could be studied at degree level in the next few years. If it turns out to be untrue we may have a kunian shift and we may have to carry out further research.

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2007-08-23 @ 04:14

Oi! I'll say it! I do happen to know that hubby is a piece of cake and he goes.....

I cannot have a potty mouth right now...

*scarpers off to bed*

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Mrs_FMrs_F [Member]
2007-08-23 @ 07:43

So it seems the hypothesis stands.

;)

X

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idontknowwhyidontknowwhy [Member]
2007-08-23 @ 01:13

eeew jaffa cakes ming!

Elle-deeElle-dee [Member]
2007-08-24 @ 10:01

evil f**kers always haunting us, especially when they're on offer in the supermarket, they just have to let everyone know that if you buy one pack you can get as many free as you like! Grrr

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