They are doing it now.

From over there, sitting in their oh so tight and shiny clothes.

“You want us you do!” they say in my head.

“We are cheap and covered in chocolate”

STOP IT!

“You have not had us in YEARS and you want us now don’t you!”

NO!

I!

DON’T!

“Release us from this vending machine and strip us out of this tawdry packaging and we will send your tongue to heaven, we WILL!”

Please God make them stop.

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

I will NOT have the Jaffa Cakes

In the words of the Ozzy bloke that comentates on Moto GP races (Charlie Cox?)

"It could blow a dog off a chain out there!"

Yep, tis a tad windy down old Old Street right now.

And us here in the wonderous warmth of summer.

annalladat stuff innit.

Hope you had fun at all the bbq's and pool parties we all had this summer.

Ahem.

Global warming?

Yeah right, bollocks!

Coz I'm bored. They are in fact rather dull facts but better than working. And none of them will be explained any further than they are here.

1 I have only ever lived at two addresses in my life so far.

2 I took trumpet lessons at school.

3 I have helped milk cows in a milking parlour.

4 I once won a trip for two in a hot air balloon. (I didn't win it IN the balloon, I won the trip to go in the balloon - oh you know what I mean!)

5 I cant drive, but love cars.

Bet your soooooo glad I told you all that.

I was never happy with the colour of my eyes when I was younger. This was mainly due to them not seeming to know what colour they wanted to be. I used to see people with amazing eyes and think "Why can't mine be like that!"

So my question this morning is (sorry its a bit early to ask you to think and all that)

What colour eyes would you like to have most in the world, and what colour are they in real life.

And me?

I would love emerald green eyes. But it would look a bit weird.