Who do you think said this:

"The faster you go - the more time slows down. This is a scientific fact. I spend my life driving quickly, which is why I have a 1970's haircut"

PS - no it was not me, I can't drive.

All the managers are out of the office, and it's Friday.

Well not a lot actually.

hehehehe.

Soon be pub o'clock.

Saturday, gather up my senses and head off to see the one and only Subberama in Cambridge with S&F

I am looking foreward to it, (but don't tell her - even though I will be mob handed I will still be nervous! eeeep!)

BUT (gets back into character)

As Pinhead in Hellraiser said

"We have such sights to show you!"

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

(just kidding, looking forward to the Greek food!)

Not that you give a rats ring, but I gotta type something to look busy.

Tonight will be - cooking, as yet don't know what. Could be spicey fishcakes or Burgers. Both home made from scratch and both very tasty. A comunal effort by Jo Sarah and me, in the kitchen with wine and loud rock music.

Saturday - up early and deposited via the black shuck to S&F's. We are off to cambridge to do, erm, well something. Cant tell you what because if I do, someone will kill me. Apparently. And then take a photo of it and photoshop it and blog it so you can laugh at my demise. Or something. Saturday evening will see me and S&F doing our best to empty the drinks cabinet. And as My Vox tonelab and little baby marshall amp will be round at their house, anyone with my mobile number is welcome to call and ask me to murder their favourite song, but this time with effects and a decent guitar sound!

Sunday - Go to bed. Get up and if weather is nice, get picked up by Jo and Sarah in affore mentioned Black Shuck and go for a picnic in Hainault Forest. If weather is shite, do something else. Maybe inflict ourselves on S&F and force Mr S to do some more cooking.

In other news.

I got my replacement Pirate Zippo yesterday! Yes I now smell of petrol and burst into flames without warning.

Have a wossname day everybody.