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Inspired by Idontknowwhy posting about the heat getting her all hot to trot, I would like to ask you few and rare wide awake bloggers about the strangest thing that ever got you "up and running" as it were.

I don't mean the old standards - sexy skimpies on a loved one, copping off in a store room with the bird from reception, getting picked up in a cab by a total stranger (but enough of my life story) The real weird shit that got you going.

I know this will just be me on my own here but I will give you a true example of what I mean.

Years ago, I was in my bedroom at home with my girlfriend and another male friend of ours (Hi big Chris) He was a bit of an "Odd kid" back then and like to burn things. So while we were chatting and listening to music he found a clump of my hair in the bin (told you he was odd) that I had cleared out of my hair brush and put it in an ash tray and burnt it.

For some strange reason, I was overcome with the urge to rip my girlfriends clothes off and give her a damn good seeing to! I almost pushed Chris out onto the street, and had to sit for the rest of the evening with a bit of a "trouser problem"

The next evening my girlfriend wanted to confirm the findings of the first experiment and as Chris was (thankfully) not there, she removed some hairs from my hair brush and set fire to them in the ash tray. And, well.

It all went very, very well.

Ahem.

Now stop laughing - it's your go.

Sarah has decided she wants to keep pet snails.

Trust me, there has been a long path of negotiating downwards to get to snails, she has been through wanting a puppy, a kitten, a rat, a mouse, blah blah blah. So now she has decided on snails.

Good, we have a garden full of them. Sarah got a book from school on what you need to have to keep snails - basically a big container with air holes in the top, soil, stones and some vegetation.

So we go collect the snails from the garden and put them in their new home.

As I am making holes in the lid of the container Sarah is watching over them to make sure they don't escape.

"Daddy, those two are cuddling or fighting"

"No darling, I think they are making baby snails"

"There having sex! Oh good, we will have baby snails"

Some time passes.

"Daddy, they are STILL having sex, how long do they do it for?"

"Hours I think darling"

"Blimey!" said Sarah.

That and a huge jug of black, strong coffee.

Ahem.

Ok, vodka down the thrapple and here my dear 0.5 of a reader, is a question for you (if of course you are still awake and sober. latter one is optional of course)

What, in your humble opinion, is the MOST sexy thing a member of the opposite sex(or same sex if you are so inclined) can wear?

I am refering to sexy bedroom type stuff, but I will allow general clothing if you want.

What gets your little gears meshing then?

Me? well a wet suit with the bum cutout and a bicycle pump MAY feature somewhere, or I could just be lying.