"England goes smoke free in six days!"

Oh really.

In seven days I get loads of cheap ciggies from Crete!

So UP YOURS!

I will be outside.

Smoking loads of fags

Well lust after as she used to be anyway.

Tis some time long ago, as you can tell by the fact I am in a grubby rehearsal room with a band. The walls are orange and covered in Hessian stuff and padded to deaden echo and keep the mice in high-rise living quarters.

The band has just ground to a halt as we have lost our way in the song we are trying to learn. Sometimes it is more like rehearsing your mistakes than actually learning new material, but ya gotta try.

Now someone, possibly me, starts to play the rock song we were just stumbling through in a Reggae style. The bass player picks it up and the drums and other guitarist come in, and we skank our way through a few bars grinning at ourselves.
It’s a good little tension breaker, and it has happened in every rock band I have ever been in. You fuck up the song, someone starts playing it reggae and you all join in for a laugh.

Kizlode is the singist on this occasion, and as we stop our little cross-pollination of musical styles he cracks open a beer and grins

“Do reckon there’s a reggae band in Jamaica playing a thrash metal version of “no woman no cry” now because they fucked it up?” he asked me.

Fair question.

Watching the Bike racing from Donninton yesterday..

My god Suzy Perry is HOT!

The tv programme, not the city. Well I would probably love the city if I ever went there but thats' by the by.

Or tiber.

Whatever.

The first episode had some classic lines in it (swearing warning!)

For example

"I am not rising from this bed till I have fucked someone!"

"Mark Antony is a cunt"

This weeks best line

"Mark antony buggers little boys like you for his mid morning snack!"

Classy stuff.