S&F and the Moff are about to touch down in Crete.

I miss them already.

Two weeks.

Oh well.

I hope they have a fantastic time.

If Mrs F forgets to bring back shed loads of cheap ciggies, I will of course disown her.

Feel a bit weird.

Oh well, gonna go watch my DVD of Hot Fuzz and have a little Drinkette.

Enjoy your evenings people.

Well all of you except AJ.

bastard.

James Allen, commentating on the US Grand Prix.

"It will be interesting to gauge Fernandos' erection erm reaction to that"

Hmmmm, oh reeeeely.

I will do this here instead of as a comment to Sweetymons blog as I planned.

Mon, you looked so cute in that hat, but who left my ickle Mon all alone in the middle of that big feild! Bad "boy"!

And now the "going to the toilet at festivals" story.

Us blokes have an advantage at such get togethers, as when we need a pee, we just need to find somewhere secluded to whip it out and go. As it were.

Donnington Monsters of Rock some time in the 80's. Myself and "the late" Mr Kelly are wandering round the stands and stalls when we see, through a gap in said stalls a number of blokes peeing into the grass and facing a transit van. Now we need to go as well, so we join the line of happy urinators and let rip. Now we are not peeing onto the van, just down into the grass by its side. Behind the van is the Donnington race track and lots of people are walking round it, just for fun.

As us five blokes stand there getting rid of the beer, I start to giggle. Not good form when standing with some strangers and having a piss.
Mr Kelly asks "Whats' so funny?"

"I was just thinking what would happen if the bloke who owns this van got in it and drove off while we're doing this! We would all be standing here with our dicks out in front of a race track full of people!"

And we all start laughing. Which is a bit silly when your peeing. Well, at least the van got its' wheels washed for nothing.

Ahem.

Every time I try to comment on sweeties blog it fucking times out!

This is a test to see what happens.

Damn my comments were sooooooo funny as well.

As normal

Ahem.

Coz you just might get it!

KOOOOOKIE!

Yes, after a comment I maid about the cookie monster on subs blog, yesterday Jo and Sarah bought me this from a stall at the church fair!

He even has a half eaten cookie in his right hand.

He will now take pride of place next to the 8 inch tall Cyber Man on top of my Marshall Amp in the music room.

God I'm such a big kid!

Right, now I'm off to clean the Paella dish (made one yesterday and it was, I have to say - Excellent) then I will come back with another coffee and catch up with all the goings on in this wonderful world we call blog.

And did anyone notice in Dr Who yesterday, when Captain Jack and Martha were talking about Jack and the Doctors history togther, that the Doctor turned round and said something like "Here we are at the end of the universe and you two are blogging!"

heheh.