Area 136

Enough! I hate being this busy at work.

Goes against all my principles. Yes, I DO have some you know.

After checking 128 lines of bollocks in the new file I created to check against the 128 lines of other bollocks in the file someone else created I have had enough.

So now I am looking for a distraction to take me up to 4 O'clock and then home to a single malt and guitars, wife and little Sarah.

Think I may go for a poke about on you tube.

Hope you all had a spectacleear day.

Standing out front of our office having a ciggie, when who should join me but one of our team, who I will call J.

J asks me if I will accompany her to the café down the road, as she is in need of bacon butty. Why does she need accompaniment? Because next to our office is a building site, and one of he guys working there is a total fucking prick when ever an attractive female goes by. He apparently tried to take off J’s engagement ring saying he would get her another!

I myself have seen him harass even accompanied females with comments and invasions of personal space. The man is a dickhead of the highest order.

So J and I crossed the road and went to the café. On the way back we were on the same side of the street and J spotted the dickhead in question. She slipped her arm round mine and held on. Now J is a fine figure of a woman with a pretty face, nice legs, a curvy bum and erm, well the biggest pair of boobs in the city. So naturally I protested.

Ahem.

So we walked past arm in arm.

He said not one word.

I did say to J that she should give him a big smile next time and say “what’s your name baby?” and when he tells her say “good, now I know who to report to the foreman of this site!”

She could just smack him one, but as she is studying for a law degree she can’t, as a possible assault complaint against her would ruin her chances.

So she just used me.

And I don’t mind at all.

But the point is, she shouldn’t have to.

Some men are just total fucking assholes.