Right, think I have got all the t-shirts and stuff I need for this weekend in Birmingham, although due to having his head stuck in Big Brother Paddy has not let me know if the pub thing has any daft dress rules like "no hoodies" or such daft bollocks.

Erm, and I think Abi seems to be not going, or have I got that wrong? Who is going anyway again. And why have I lost the ability to type in english?

meeeeep.

Any way, shite day at work made worse by not knowing how to speak or think due to tiredness.

May have to have a wee nightcap and stumble off to bed.

Having an office full of “top dogs” is a pain today. Can’t catch up with you all at all!

“Well do it at home then!” – well I would but my pc is a dog and I have to do something else tonight involving some fine single malt whisky, a particularly fine Les Paul, A Marshall amp and then some cars going round in circles rather fast. Just don’t ask.

Also we have just been told that we are moving out of this office for the rest of the summer while it is refurbished. Oh fucking really! And we have to be out by next Friday!

This is annoying as for over two years we have been asking for this office to be refurbished as it is a shite hole – so why the rush? Have they listened to us? NO.

A director has had a brain wave and wants everything done as soon as possible because HE wants the office refurbished as he is moving in. Oh good. So we get kicked back to the Old Street area.

Bugger – no more cool pubs and guitar shops at lunchtime.

But this is the best bit. They have already started to gut the office around us BEFORE they told us that we have to move in just over a week. I am sure the reason my Internet connection is so damn slow today is due to the fact that they are starting to take out some of the pc cabling already! Which is another reason I haven’t been able to blog much or read as it all takes far too long. (This is being done on word and pasted onto the blog for speeds sake)

So.

Erm.

There.

Sorry that I have not been responding to comments or commenting on posts. I will try to catch up before going to Birmingham. Does anyone going have a wifi laptop?

Whatever that is.

The office is full of suits, so being on here is a bit of a restricted activity - which is doing me no good at all after a weekend of no blogs. Need to catch up, wassup with certain people, who has done what, you know - all the good stuff you need for a normal life.

My head is full of cotton wool due to lack of sleep. Not good when faffy headed clients phone up and ask me stupid things over and over again. Bugger.

And in other news, I only get asked to nearly sort of go out for drinkies when I can't actually sort of go nearly sort of.

Or something.

Is how much sleep I have had, give or take the falling asleep bit, the waking up for no good reason bits and so on.

Our plane took off at 22.45 - only 3 and a half hours late. Oh good.

So we did not crawl into our beds till 02.00 this morning.

Sarah was great at the airport and very entertaining. Thank god for that! But she did flake out in the car on the way back from Stanstead.

As I left the house this morning it was filled with the sound of delicate female snoring. Hehe.

So, now this is weird. Hardly anyone is in the office yet. So I could be on for a nice peaceful day of just trying not to fall asleep, rather than having to do some work and try not to fall asleep.

Ho well.