(I would have posted the stuff from the site but have no idea which of the multiple choices to pick)

LORD JACK OF THE BALTIC

No word of a lie.

Fate, that's what it is.

Well they are pretty much wasted on me as I tend to lead a dress down sort of life.

But some people who you have seen all week in shirts, ties and trousers suddenly look like they put their clothes on with a shovel on Fridays!

Some people just don't look good in Jeans.

Yeah, I know I have very little room to talk BUT I always look like I got dressed in the dark thank you!

Yes. I am just killing time till lunch.

What gave it away?

(to the tune of "Isn't she lovely" by Steve Wonder)

Look at the jubblies!
Oh aren’t they beautiful.
Much more than a handful,
Please may I have a hold?
I never thought,
That I would see.
Someone as jugged up as she.
So very lovely
Made from Jugs.

Sexist and immature in the extreme I know and if I cause offence.

Well go somewhere else – its’ Friday after all.

Well, Hay fever anyway.

Sore feeling throat (thought I had just scratched it when I was finding out if I do have a gag reflex or not) but no, its hay fever. Sneezing a bit as well. But a least I now have a nice gravely deep manly voice.

The bit that reeeely gets me is when my inner ear starts to itch and the back of my throat feels like there are ants crawling around in it.

Well I could have something worse, like lupus.

Sorry I was watching "House" last night, and we all know it's never Lupus.

Whatever that is.

Jo informed me that AOL are having a "Pirate Picture" competitoin.

You have to send in a pick of yourself dressed as a pirate to win a prize, its all related to the new Pirates of the Caribean film or something.

Where am I gonna find a picture of me dressed like a pirate hmmmmmmm?

Oh yeah, my media. and my header.

Now, should I or shouldn't I?

Nah, best not.