85% cocoa solids and truly gorgeous on the tongue, YES ladies - I do have a feminine side (like the shoe episode was not enough of a giveaway, or the billowy blouse/shirt of my header) I am having a dark chocolate moment.

With Black Coffee.

And just after all that, a cigarette.

Well you do after virtual "sex" don't you.

Ahhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeah!

But, you girls sometimes say that chocolate is better than sex. Well I know that when you have had sex, the person you have had sex with may never call you again, or call you all the time when you don't want them to, or give you something very very hard to get rid of, or steal your favourite cd's, or borrow money and not pay it back, shag your sister, mother, yadda yadda yaddda, and a bar of good chocolate will never ever do any of the above.

But better than a damn good, clawing at the sheets, scratching and biting, all over the furniture and half way up the wall shag?

OK.

Whatever.

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