Shock, horror and fucking Eeeeeeeeeeep!

Mollys – my little tiny booze bolt hole that does the Drag acts in the evening (not that I have EVER been in there in the evening) has chosen today to go NON-SMOKING!

Bugger!

No more gazing out the window enjoying a cigarette as the world wanders by, while savouring a “Beautiful British Pint” (C- The pub landlord 2006)

Now I have been to Edinburgh and not had my enjoyment of the many fine pubs spoilt by the fact that you can’t smoke in any of them, Hey – I do obey some rules you know. But it was a bit of a surprise to walk into Mollys and have The boy from Brasil behind the bar give me the look that normally means “Our beer delivery is late again and we have not draft beer” only to find out he was saying sorry that I could no longer try to kill myself by smoking some while before the whole of England goes non smoking public place styleee.

Now personally, I have been a non-smoker for quite a few large parts of my life and will be again one day. But personally I would prefer it if the Pubs could choose if they went non-smoking or not.

But what the fuck. That is the way it is going to be so I will just live with it.

But.

I may have to go and check out the new “Intrepid Fox” so I can smoke for a few weeks more AND not have to listen to my mp3, as the Fox is a full on rock pub.

I have just signed 107 letters to go out to customers. None of that laser scanned signature nonsense for this poor impoverished office.

As a result my right hand is knackered.

This could cause a number of problems, like me having to “eat my lunch” with my left hand when in Mollys.

But what if I have a Ker-Bear moment and fancy a Sherman?

I may have to call for volunteers.

Ahem.

And so to, I think has my bottom! Well there does appear to ba a gas leak so a crack is possible I suppose. Did spend a lot of time sitting on it over the weekend, wear and tear - you know how it is.

Look, you have been reading this blog for long enough to not expect shakespere! - you want good writing go see any number of other blogs!

Just popped in to say Hi and good morning before "enthusiastically plunging" into my work for the day.

Give it an hour and I might be back AND I may have thougth of something to say.