I think I have just confused Firelight as regards the laughably huge and mental american rock institution that is KISS. Much as they make me laugh and I think there music sucks, you have to admire there money making ability.

I have tonight been moaned at in a nice way (easy! let me explain) by a friend over Channel 136 (another feckin plug - but its only for rockers) due to the fact that they cant see it at home due to no internet, and cant listen to it at work due to, well erm work reeeely. Huge slabs of rock hammering out of the old pc would not go down too well.

I did not have it in my heart to say HEADPHONES BABY! because, erm I was drunk and forgot.

I have had Mr S's meaty balls in my mouth tonight, and they tasted very good. It was a recipie he adapted from something on the Hairy Bikers Cookery programme and, ......what? well what EXACTLY did you think I meant.

Jeeeez you people are SCUM!

thats why I like you.

Anyway.

I have to go to bed before tomorrow. As I have to get up at "what! fuck off" O'Clock in the morning, about half an hour before I normally go to bed, to go orf to some ancient Celtic/pagan/christian/tourist sites somewhere over there (Waves hand in the general direction of away)

So.

What was I saying again.

eeeeep.

It was love at first sight. She was slim and olive skinned, waist length black hair, petite and yet curvy. I saw her at the other end of the street (thank god for long sightedness) and watched her walk towards me. I didn’t stare but kept looking up to check how much closer she had got. Blimey she was lovely.

She got to within ten feet of me and we made eye contact, and she smiled and kept looking into my eyes as she walked up and smiled. “Thank you God!” I thought. Then she spoke

“Excuuuse me?” in some wonderful foreign accent (melt!)
“Do yooo av a ceegarette I coood av pleees? Zorrry”

FUCK! Bloody typical. I hate people that ask for cigarettes from complete strangers. And here is me thinking I’m irresistible. Bugger.

So what did I do?

I gave her one of course!

Ahem.

About half an hour ago, for no apparent reason “park life” by Blur started to play out of our tanoy system in the office. Not a normal thing for a Friday. After a few verses, it cut out to be replaced by the voice of a rather confused sounding individual telling us that they would be testing the buildings fire alarm system, and we would be intermittently hearing the fire alarm going off. We were instructed to not respond to any alarms heard.

And this work would be going on FOR TWO HOURS!

It has been 45 minutes so far and at no easily predictable interval our BLOODY LOUD fire alarms go off for a couple of seconds – then nothing. Leaving you sitting at your desk wondering when they will go off again. Christ they make you jump when they do go off!

So I have whacked in the headphones and am cranking “Badlands” album “Dusk” at volume to drown out the bursts of horrible squawky noise.

But it is starting to get to my colleagues by the look of it.

They seem even more jumpy than normal.

Hehehehe.

Pisces stars in the Metro today:

“The best prediction I can offer for the weekend is: expect the unexpected. Also expect it to be exciting, breathtaking and maybe life-changing. Behave!”

 

Wha? I am off to Avebury, Glastonbury and Bath this weekend with Sarah, Jo and S&F, so what is going to happen that’s going to be so life changing? I live in hope.

I confidently predict than any single fishes will be engaged by the end of the weekend!

(This is not a guarantee, no money will be offered back as compensation for broken heart and your home could be at risk if you don’t pay attention)

And as for the behave bit….really, me? When have I ever mis-behaved? 

Still you know I do not believe a word of this sort of rubbish. No I don’t, not at all.