I am beset by work, foul corrupter of free time that it is, and yet I am feeling fine and dandy.

How very very odd.

Could be that the boss has taken the afternoon off, and "she" is still on the loose.

And I get to eat some of Mr S's fine cooking tonight. Even if he is just doing a pie for us (and that is NOT a euphemism) I will be happy. And of course I will snaffle some of his booze. Ahem.

And we are all off to Glastonbury this weekend.

No we are not starting a tunnel to get into the festival, we are going to see "the sites" as it were.

So there.

"She" is back in the office today.

Sigh.........

Showing more hips and belly.

Eeeeeep.

Just been sitting in Mollys (for a change) and found myself wondering why all the white vans that were pulling up outside to turn left into Charing Cross Road were wet and had their windscreen wipers on.

Hmm, well yesterday there was a group of workers diggign up the road on the corner, and they were today a little further down the street (Old Compton St.) When I walked by on my way to the pub, the same guy was working the mechanical digger as yesterday and when I watched him doing the digging thang yesterday he seemed very competant.

But today when I poured myself out of the bar I had a quick look round the corner to see why all the vans had been wet, and lo!

There, spraying 15ft into the air out of the trench he had been digging, was a very nice impromtue fountain. And not one workman to be seen.

Must have legged it as soon as the pipe went bang.

But

Just like the lovely lynn I have nothing to say this morning.

But being me, it will take me a lot longer to say it and I will use far more words.

Main words in use this morning are

BOLLOCKS

ARFUCKITYABASTARD

SALOADAWANK

BUGROFF.

I have an invitation to join someones Myspace friends list!

I have hardly done anything on my space except have a listen to the stuff Kizlode has put up of our old band.

But I cant view the persons profile from this pc because at home the links don't work in emails and copying it into the browser bar thing don't get me to a profile page.

Hmmmmm. I will save the email and have a look from work as the links work better from there.

It's a mystery! Ooooo exciting innit.

Ahem.

OK, I'm a sad old git in need of a life alright!