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A luverly fluffy message greeted me just now as I signed on to blog UK

"Edit your tags!

Due to changes to the tag system some of your tags have been removed. You can edit them here."

Erm....

Fuck off darlink blog.....

If you have a problem with my tags, YOU edit them.

After all, this site is made by YOU and not us after all.

Hmmm, I wonder how long I have until I can turn down renewing my pro membership.....

Sunday Stealing: The Stolen Sex Meme

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh god yes, sorry folks.....it could be you!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why thank you that would be nice, but can we break for coffee and cigarettes?

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Either - when I am with someone they can choose. On my own I sleep in the middle.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Have you seen this body? As if.

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Oh yes. Old Nurses homes have big baths that you can easily get two people in, both laying down. Sex in a shower needs care - those cold tiles can be a shock!

6. Do you watch/read pornography?
I am a man with an internet connection - you work it out.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Well, I don't mind being in bed with an equal - both of you trying to make the other as happy and satisfied as possible. But I am also happy to be as sadistic as the person I am with wants me to be - so passive I suppose.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
I actually first read that question as "Bog roll" and wondered how I was going to answer that one. And it is none of your business either way.

9. Would you choose love or money?
Love can make you feel so alive it hurts. And can hurt you so much you feel dead. Money can pay for a house for you to be happy or sad in. Tough choice.

10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I wish I had read all of this before deciding to do it, or read a few other peoples responses to see how open they had been. I have mentioned the sadist thing already....erm, that's enough.

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Don't understand that one. Never been in bed with anyone and thought "Oh hang on! that's a bit much!" But I have had friends who have done things that have just made me think "Oh god you idiot. Why did you do that!"

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Anywhere with someone I loved. Romance is where your heart is.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a bedroom. Well I have told the story before about how I lost my virginity detailing the fact that there was another couple in the bed and one of my friends in a revolving leather chair at the end of the bed, standing up with his lighter lit above his head, spinning round saying "look at me! I'm a lighthouse! I'm a lighthouse!" That was pretty fucking weird....

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yep, have told this one before - got caught by a girlfriend getting a BJ from another girl....and got away with it.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yup.

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. One occasion at a party. The line of people waiting when we came out gave us such dirty looks!

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but did "get off" with a very hot temp in the store room a few times - as in removal and rearranging of clothing but not full sex.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Ho yus.

23. Do you own any sex toys?
No, but have acted as "Technical advisor" on a few shopping trips

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Quite possibly.

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Isn't that the game where you call them the wrong name and try to "Stay on"? Sex Buckaroo or summink.....

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
If you are doing it to each other at the same time it can be just as good as f*cking.

27. What's your favorite sexual position?
I find with the right person one possition can be as good as another, with the wrong person you could use all the harnesses and toys in the world and it would still be rubbish. But I like it when she is on top, or I am behind, or when we are both wrapped around one another and moving slowly and deeply and........sorry it just got a bit hot in here.

28. What's your favorite sex act?
Act three, just after the interval.

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.

30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week?
Who knows, Sunday is a slow day.

I have been enjoying a rather full on cold of late – NOT flu of swine or any other variety.

Later today I will be sharing my germs with a trainload of north bound travellers as I go up to Edinburgh yet again.

Was up there last weekend to see all the fire dancers and stuff (see Queene Mabs blog for piccies) I did take some pictures myself but didn’t think the results are that good. I need to sort out what settings work best for nighttime shooting on my camera.

Maybe I should just place my equipment in the capable hands of AJ and let him fiddle with it until it works properly in dim light…

Yes that sentence was designed for optimum “Snrk!” –age, knock yourselves out. Consider it an early Xmas gift.

The journey should take less time than it did last weekend. Due to engineering works it took Six hours both ways last time! Mainly because on arrival at Newcastle, the train reversed out and had to go over to the west coast line and go up from there. Same on the way back but being a Sunday and the end of half term it was even more rammed.

The “helpful” train staff kept making announcements trying to coerce the standing passengers to get off and get on the train “just behind this one which has seats available”. A young girl we were talking to (because she was stood next to our table) said that they had said exactly the same thing on the train she was on – the one in front of ours – about this one. But she had waited an hour for our train to arrive and the overcrowding was worse! So she stayed put and eventually got a seat.

I know flying to Edinburgh is quicker but I really like not having to deal with airport security, also I like the fact that if I buy anything I don’t have to worry about cramming it in my hand luggage to stop a little Hitler type taking it off of me.

Anyway.

Going up to belatedly celebrate Moffs birthday.

What ya doing then?

1. Do you have a favourite part of Autumn?

The nuts.
Seriously though, I like the fog and the crispness of the air and the colours of the leaves. Living near a forest is good in early Autumn.

2. “It’s too cold to snow!” Do you think it ever is?

It seems to manage it well enough at the poles and its pretty parky up/down there.
But I think this comes from the fact that cloud cover increases the temperature slightly, so if it does snow – it is cloudy and therefore it must be a bit warmer than when the skies were clear and you were seriously freezing your nuts off. Its relative, or a by-law….or a tradition…..or an old charter or something.

3. Do you feel there is still a place for British Summer Time or should we just stop changing the clocks?

Hmmm, I have no strong feelings either way. It mainly seems to be a H&S concern over lighting levels but we do have street lights nowadays no? For me getting up when it is dark is not a problem – I don’t get S.A.D. but I do find waking up in the early hours confusing. In the summer at least you know if it is dark you can safely go back to sleep, in the winter you wonder if you have woken up because you have slept through the alarm and have to check the time.

I remember a great conversation in a squat way back – room full of stoned hungover people laying around in a darkened room, curtains open to reveal the dark sky. A voice calls out “Anyone know what the time is?” a voice calls back “Seven O’clock” – a pause as the questioner obviously looks at the sky outside…”Which one?!”

4. Are there certain meals you only eat in certain seasons (Salad in summer, stew in winter)?

I really like all the thick rich stews and soups that we eat at this time of year. Eating the same thing would seem a bit heavy on a hot summer night. Mind you, When in Cyprus I would happily eat slow cooked cuts of meat in rich wine sauces on the hottest nights…Salad in winter is just wrong!

5. Autumn is…?

A time of low angled sunlight, making trees already burning with colour even brighter. A time of early dark and rising ground mist, the sound of dead leaves cracking underfoot.

Or summink.

Blog says that tags can now only be five words long!

What about the long winded amongst us! Bloody cheek.

And nearly every single tag I have ever put on a post has been deleted because of this new rule.

Where the hell are we blogging - FUCKING ISLINGTON!?

(I should explain, I hate islington because they are the people that fine mothers when their children drop litter. Nazi bastards basically)

I know you won't see this as you seldom blog, but here it is anyway.

I am proud to have you as my God-daughter.

Hope today is a great one.

Love you.

(I have also - by the way, discovered some photos of you when you were about seven playing that plastic guitar that I got you one christmas. You remember the one that your mum and dad made sure went to Grannies for when you stayed over because of the noise it made. I was thinking of blogging them......but I will save your blushes.)

See you at the weekend.

x

Just been doing a spot of on line learning – nothing exciting, just how to use a presentation programme.

I had the audio content turned on because I thought maybe the droning computerised American accented voice would help the facts go in…big mistake.

One of the very few issues I have with American English is how they seem to be trying to save time by saying the word “and” as little as possible. Constantly on this training programme Mr America says “Two thousand seven” instead of “Two thousand and seven”.

Arrrgh!

“It” is another time saving casualty: “I hate when…” instead of “I hate it when…”

I hate it when they do that.

What do they do with all the milliseconds they save during the year by doing this?
Do they add them all up at the end and figure that they have saved an hour or so?

Then do what with it…

Buy more guns? Eat more burgers? Invade more countries for oil?….

Americans…odd little things ain’t they.

It is one all of us office workers are familiar with.

The IT man has said he will be here in the morning to install a new PC and take my old gasping heap of a computer to the great hardware dump in the sky, so you get in early and start the waiting.

And as you have something much better to be doing with your time you KNOW the bastard won’t be here much before lunch.

So you spend some time sending the important documents that you have sitting on your desktop to your own email address as he is bound to loose them or copy them in a format that your new pc will translate into “windings” or something you can’t read.

And you drink coffee and try not to feel cold in the chill of a Monday morning office.

Meh.

Even though I spent the entire day in a totally pointless seminar/course/meeting about how to find a job outside of weird inc. I found a few things to make me smile.

First, as I walked up onto the millennium bridge, a jogger ran past me and slipped as he turned onto the bridge and fell hard down onto his hands and knees.

The words "Oh! Are you all right?" formed behind my lips but didn't make it out through the smile.

Second, the view down the river through the faint haze with the sun hanging in the air like a light bulb on a dimmer switch - easily looked at through the grey cloudy sky.

Third, the fact that both mine and Sarahs Beds were delivered to the flat. OK, I am annoyed that I got a text from Argos last night saying that the delivery time was going to be between 13.00 and 15.00 but got a call this morning at 09.30 from the delivery driver asking if someone would be there in 45 minutes!, but they are there and waiting to be unwrapped and put together.

Oh, and the fact that I am going to Edinburgh tomorrow morning (at "F*CKING HELL O'clock mind you) to see the Moff and in the evening see the fire dancers on Carlton Hill is making me smile.

The journey back on Sunday will be hell though.

Hope you all have a good weekend.

I just looked through three pages of "Recent users" to see who is new in blog land.

Only 11 people appear to be "real" users, the rest are all spam.